“Shredder match! 10 casualties gouge deep into the hearts of both teams and bring this match to a stalemate. Victory was at hand for the cavedwellers, but some last minute spp milking went awry...and the Hellbound took control! Stalemate!

Hail to Grod, the Mighty Stabber, who sacks a nearby hobgob and takes possession of the ball! Then back slaps a blodge hobgoblin for the tie! Thy maiden game shows you are destined for glory! Hail!

And to the Dark Avenger who impales the ball upon his horns and rides the winds of power all the way to the endzone! Yarr! Upgrade to multiple block...to double the laments of widows! And to Berserker Eric who ransacked wildly through the enemy's ranks....bringing pain to those who seek our destruction! Upgrade to passblock...and rampage even more!

Now let bladed wheel, kick dust high into the air! Let the next town feel the shake of thundering hooves!”