“The most anticipated game of the season: Current leaders There was blood everywhere against Wild Chlorophyll's, last seasons winners. Although WC (!) coach Gonzadillo was confident his agile lads would stand the tide of goblinoid muscle of There was blood.. the orc newcomers bravely accepted the challenge.
TWBE started kicking, going for the blitz and disrupting the plans for a quick goal. Unfortunately, overconfidence struck the green boys. WC put some more mascara on and started to dodge away from Loffe, Uffe and the rest of the Blockers we all love. Block after block missed the greasy bastards by an inch every time..
1-0 for the big lashes, and worse Star goblin Sputnik had his back broken by Stormarange.. a shifty fellow indeed. To add to TWBE's frustration, WC started to play ugly, mocking our team at the moment of scoring. But revenge were to come as the Orcs set up again. This time it was personal...
Slowly the juggernaut was grinding towards the endzone, kicking and blocking every tights-clad wimp there was (and there was plentyful!). WC's coach then changed his tactics. Accusing the gobbos of playing dirty after a textbook foul, the rest of the game was an orgy in self pity, hours of make-up ruined as the tears streamed on every elfs face. This would maybe have touched some weaker team then ours, but as TWBE knows not what Pity is (or can spell it..) the warmachine moved on, slowly onward, managing to tie the game. The Elves then made a feeble attempt to score a winner before the end signal. The two coaches, one relieved after risking a late defeat and the other of not being smashed to a bloody pulp, shook hands, but not forgetting the hard words exchanged during the match. Hopefully, they will meet again in the playoffs, to the delight of bashers and dodgers of the globe!”