“Oh dear. What an embarrasing defeat for the Ressurects.. Completely dominated by the opposing halfling team who effectively ganged up on the on ballhandling players the Ressurects could muster. Didn't take the flings long to single them out and kick them off the park. Eddie the Phantom (Wolf) will sadly not be coming back as he was stomped 25 feet into the ground by 6 crazy flings. This defeat ment the end of head coach Hindrik Valuvar's reign. The Ressurects board of directors finally had it with the lousy performances and sacked Valuvar. This ment putting him in a sack and beating him to death. New head Coach Klaes Gruffyhat immideately raised him and put him in the team as his final punishment.
Hopefully the new reign of Klaes Gruffyhat will bring success to the Ressurrects.
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