“Sabeltiger played a tight game in which few technical errors and numerical superiority saw a well-executed, carefully protected Clam cross the line just before the half-time whistle, and a second touch down late in the second half, making the score 2-0, Sabeltiger.

Bomrek Bomrekati's game could not really have been worse. From the offset, players were hustled off the pitch, and Urist left early, nursing a broken jaw after Sabeltiger's first drive. From then on, poor play and weak penetration left them undermanned and striving to make anything out of their scattered positioning. By half time they were playing with only 8 men, and only knocking out Lafawnduh managed to get them any closer to an even playing field. But then disaster struck yet again, with Karach dragged off the pitch, to be pronounced from the dug-out dead. Another hobgoblin death in time for Sabeltiger's second score.

Have Bomrekati learnt anything that might keep them together for another game? If so, they'll need to find a team willing to nurse them back to health rather than obliterate them once again.”