“Buffalo 2-0 My Hammy

In what was predicted to be one of the bloodies matches of the season in the AFC Buffalo hosted My Hammy in a showdown for bragging rights, a 1st round bye in the playoffs and possibly the #1 seed in the AFC. My Hammy's game plan was pretty obvious. To allow the goats to march down the field in the 1st half as they please but to punish any body that came close to them and let me tell you folks My Hammy needs to go back to the drawing boards. With close to 100 blocks and a solid percentage putting the boys of chaos on their backsides and another couple launching bodies into the stands My Hammy was only able to produce 4 KO's the entire match. Several My Hammy fans demanded their season tickets back. (they were told to bugger off and they could just not come to future games if they wanted but they weren't gettin any of their past gold back.)Buffalo was able to easily score early and then proceded to with the assistance of a brilliant 'bad kick' surround the ball and push in for another score before the half. Even with a strip ball blitz on the ballcarrier My Hammy was unable to knock the ball free.

Buffalo 2-0 My Hammy at the half.

In the 2nd half you could accurately say absolutely NOTHING happened. With 2 teams laden with RSC/claw/MB or MB/Guard combos one would have expected at least a casualty going to make things interesting going into the playoffs but both of the teams phoned in the rest of the match and appeared to be going thru the paces at half speed while their coaches foamed at the mouth on the sidelines. When asked about their performance the Dorf Grins coach replied 'If we don't return to our hard nosed take no prisioner ways, which i may have been responsible for when we didnt try to help retire the browns i am personally going to kill a dwarf myself to see if that will light a fire under their short hair *expletive deleted*' He then proceeded to destroy the interview stand hurting a couple of reporters in the process, a large part of the reason the Dorf Grins take of the gate was so low.

Buffalo 2-0 My Hammy at the half.

My Hammy finishes 3rd in the AFC with a record of 10-3-2 they are awaiting to see how the seeding finishes up to see who they play in the 1st round of the playoffs ~ They have promised pain upon their 1st team they play or I WILL KILL A DWARFread they wont be on the team anymore as a player or a coach.
Buffalo finishes the season at 11-3-1 and are waiting to see if Pittsburg loses so they can claim #1 or keep the #2 seed in the AFC. Either seeding will see them with a 1st round bye in the playoffs.

Well played Jeffro. Hoping to play well enough to see you in the playoffs. Maybe that time we can paint the field with goat blood :) Congratz on a great win and season”