“A rough game, fouls committed by both sides (one player ejected), surprisingly only one casualty on each team. The large majority of hits resulted in stuns, and the score could've been run up a lot more but the opposing coach wanted to beat my team down, so he held off on scoring several rounds while trying to gang-tackle. Aside from stuns, that tactic didn't work. (B-52's broken jaw came from a runaway centaur charging for the endzone on the first score.)

We didn't lose anybody, but we did lose fans, who were disgusted with the team's performance today, and we didn't make enough money to replace anybody yet. Looks like we'll still be understrength for the near future...”