“This game should go on the books as actual physical evidence that the Luck score means nothing - the two pitch invasions in my favor, and two first action turnovers for my opponent swung what would probably have been a very even game. So his next opponent better watch out - I know from playing him before he is a very able coach, and after this game Nuffle owes him some real luck as well!

Sgt. Woozy go the MVP after a brush with death, though our apothecary was able to save him at the last minute, after abandoing treatment for Pvt. Faceplant's broken jaw.

Faceplant's comments after the game: "Wll, Uh gesh itsh fer the bsht, Uh munh muh namuh ish fashfland, whash annuver vroken fash bone? Jusht glad Wooshy's ok"”