“Well folks, rarely has a game that started so violently ended so gently!
At the beginning the fans were at a fever pitch with all the hot Elves ready to pound each other. So much was their excitement that they stormed the pitch en masse... and the inherent prettiness of the High Elves must have driven them, because they mauled eight (8) of the Lofty Pursuits while molesting only one of the Dystychiphobi
Dark Elves. Needless to say, the first TD by those self-same Dark Elves was trivial.
Lofty Pursuits was not to be put down so easily, though, and they came back quickly with a TD of their own, secured by a quick pass and easy run in by the team's recent acquisition, Masseur. The rest of the game was classic Elfball, folks: a few good hits here and there, and a couple of players hurt, but all the real action was in the nimble footwork and remarkable passing ability of these two pointy-eared teams.
The Dark Elves' second TD came with that very footwork: spinning and bounding past the reaching hands of no less than three defenders, Robur Wingsinger managed to stay out of their grasp and score a second TD for the Dark Elves.
In the end a tie was secured with a remarkable effort by Generosity, who snagged the ball in the middle of the rain and made a long pass to Organizer, who had just stood up and been left alone on the pitch by the Dark Elf who knocked him down a moment before. By some miracle he caught it and ran it in, and there just wasn't enough time left for Dystychiphobi[A] to score again.
Thanks for listening, folks, and hope to see you next time!
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At the beginning the fans were at a fever pitch with all the hot Elves ready to pound each other. So much was their excitement that they stormed the pitch en masse... and the inherent prettiness of the High Elves must have driven them, because they mauled eight (8) of the Lofty Pursuits while molesting only one of the Dystychiphobi
Lofty Pursuits was not to be put down so easily, though, and they came back quickly with a TD of their own, secured by a quick pass and easy run in by the team's recent acquisition, Masseur. The rest of the game was classic Elfball, folks: a few good hits here and there, and a couple of players hurt, but all the real action was in the nimble footwork and remarkable passing ability of these two pointy-eared teams.
The Dark Elves' second TD came with that very footwork: spinning and bounding past the reaching hands of no less than three defenders, Robur Wingsinger managed to stay out of their grasp and score a second TD for the Dark Elves.
In the end a tie was secured with a remarkable effort by Generosity, who snagged the ball in the middle of the rain and made a long pass to Organizer, who had just stood up and been left alone on the pitch by the Dark Elf who knocked him down a moment before. By some miracle he caught it and ran it in, and there just wasn't enough time left for Dystychiphobi[A] to score again.
Thanks for listening, folks, and hope to see you next time!