“Ah, the greatest win in this young team’s history. Over 50 Str was the difference between the teams at kick off. All three treemen were out from the start which helped immensely and they decided to go for caution and only played with three to start. The cas count was mild considering and they went in the break two nil down. The treemen came and I was expecting an onslaught, instead I was greeted by a crawling mass of fairy folk waltzing down the pitch led by two treemen. Now my team weren’t the brightest, but didn’t the fairies need three to win? As it was they rolled in one and seemed happy with the defeat. If it was me I would have gone down in a blaze of glory, dodging here there and every bloody where to get the victory. ”