“Atlatl 4-0 Chicago

Many picked this to be the battle of the titans in the Wild Card round. With the edge going to Atlatl for their massive front line and speedster skinks. Atlatl knew the Bears were far stronger than they showed and devised a Game Plan to recruit the star Silibili. While Chicago spent some time Game Planning to remove Sili from the match their efforts came up short! Sili was going to play for the Falchions in this one folks.

Chicago won the toss and elected to recieve to try to dole out the punishment early. And when their fans stormed the pitch and Got The Ref Atlatl knew it was in for a long 1st halfDa Rookie Matt Forte being Chicago's dirtiest player quickly had a field day. As Chicago was perfect in their blocking (4 POWs to start the game) Mat dropped his boot on Sili and KO'd him removing him before he could even make a move. The Lizards known for their devastating power pushed Chicago around but little else. After another series of perfect blocks Matt was able to drop his boot on aging lizard star Qu'in Ojn'aka who lay on the ground complaining about a leg injury that he was sure was going to keep him out of future games when the pain acted up. The falchions coach contemplated sending out the apoth for this aging vet but decided his use in the next play he had planned was a good enough reason. (besides, these bears couldnt hurt the whole team of AV9 every play right?) Turns out Quin's presence wasn't needed as the bears troll began drooling and becamed focused on picking his nose. Sid Luckman seeing the poor blocking of the lizards so far must have decided to bring the ball forward to an unsecure location. On the lizards turn 2 a chain push put Sid in the open and he was drilled by Jam'al Sandsen.
Sid dropped the ball at the feet of Bri'n Fin'ran who scooped up the ball and began stalling at around the 5 yard line. Matt laid another dirty boot onto Quin and KO'd him off the pitch. Matt was now 3/3 in Saur removal over his first 3 turns. But this time he was left unprotected and Bend Wikersen dropped the hammer Knocking him Out just before Bri'n walked the ball in to make it a 1-0 game after T3.
Atlatl had to kick again and the coach called for a nice safe kick, but the onfield team had plans of their own. They saw the Bears had set up strong left and kicked a flubber short right. and BLITZ! the Falchions had taken the Bears offense by suprise. Bend Wikersen BH bull Brian Urlacher and Atlatl was able to sit a skink under the dropping ball. Atlatl had the ball just over halffield again! The CDs continued their perfect blocking on the LOS but left the ball mostly uncontested just putting star Sid Luckman alone by the sideline. This was just too much of a target for the the Falchions to pass up so Sid went for a ride and met some fans (KO) while the skinks retreated with the ball to safety. A pushy CD turn and overpursuit left a pair of skinks and a saurus alone just over halffield. The pushy lizard blocking freed up the skinks who a handoff later Bri'n was again stalling at the 5 yard line. The CDs perfect blocking system returned and Jamal was KO'd. Rookie Orlando Pace left veteran Saurus Rz'shad B'bino with a niggling injury he will have the rest of his career. Atlatl continued to stall and Chicago continued to focus on punishing Atlatls Saurs KO'ing their kroxigor and Steve McMichael niggled Silibili. Bri'n walked in another TD as the CDs closed in.
Greg Olsen took a cheap shot at Bend Wikersen just before the half and left him with a niggling injury that will definitely shorten his career also.

With 4 lizards riding the pine it looked like Chicago would have a chance to send this game into overtime or maybe even win it in the 2nd half.

Atlatl 2 - 0 Chicago at the half.

Atlatl now had the ball and a LOS scrum developed at midfield. A hobgob snuck by and knocked the ball loose in the Falchion's endzone. Chicago stuck to their foul at all costs tactics and the the lizards were able to set up skinks in position to dart by and drop into scoring range and were quickly able to get the ball just over half-field. Poor ball defense and overpursuit and Eric was sitting down with the ball on the 5 yard line. A few good chainpushes and George Halas was free to blitz the ball which dropped nicely into his st5 ag3 hands. Kroy Bierman was able to break free and drop a solid hit causing George to lay the ball on the ground. Aiming to capitiliz on the opportunity another skinks KO'd himself trying to dodge free to put more assists on George. Mike Singletary quickly turned over Chicago's turn tripping over his own feet going for it. Brin again picked up the ball and walked it in for Atlatl's 3rd score of the game with just 3 turns to play. The game was now salted away and Atlatl was just hoping to survive with no more injuries.
With another Blitz Atlatl decided to put Brin in scoring range again and see what would develop. Chicago had basically given up on the ball at this point and focused entirely on hurting the Falchions LoS Sauruii. Brin darted in again just 1 turn after he had scored his 3rd TD to tack on his 4th TD of the game!
Finally Chicago got a Quick Snap to start their T7 of the 2nd half and focused on bashing the Falchions some more with Matt finally getting kicked off for his 5th dirty play of the match. George took out his and Chicago's anger Gang fouling Jamal to finish the match.

Atlatl 4-0 Chicago

Atlatl wins their NFC Wildcard match and advances. Chicago loses and goes home. Atlatl looks to be going straight to the Championship game as the Green Slay coach went on a killing spree killing most of Green Slays front office and declaring them to have quit the NBFL.

I know you hated the dice Lawman, but I felt that overall the dice favored you other than 2 blitzes on kickoffs and some decent ballhandling by skinks. Almost every dice you threw went right. ”