“A good start for the SoDs, taking advantage of some elfs miscues and getting the ball in the endzone three times. The Sad story elfs came roaring back in the second half, scoring just two turns in, after running rampant through the Wauk-town defense. But a long drive and some recovered fumbles led to an insurance TD for the SoDs. Blitzer Stix, No. 11, made his presence felt, taking the ball and running, racking up 19 rushing and two TDs. His fellow blitzer Jeffro added the third. Zakariah put the Sad story elfs on the board with his touch down. Lineman Whitless, No.1 in your program, No. 1 in your hearts, recorded the only casualty for the SoDs. And throwers Jobu and Geord, 7 and 8 respectivels, combined for three completions. MVPs for the game go to the Sad story elfs' Ophimeas, and the SoD's Rugrat.”