“The hearts of the Canberra players were about as empty as their wind swept city in this match. The Knuckledusters quickly set about proving their genetic superiority as soon as the whistle blew to start the game, scoring a quick and rather brutal Touchdown.
Kicking off, they again stormed through the Canberra lines, mutilating some more players before the Saints raised the white flag and admitted defeat.
<i>"Those girls couldn't even last 'til half time!"</i> scoffed Mr. Twahn after the match. <i>"I seriously doubt we'll meet any teams in this competition that'll be able to match up against my boys. They just don't make them like they used to I tell you".</i>”