“The game started with Sour Mash kicking to the Drunks but getting the ref. Fringeater declared this has a harbinger of nufflistic activities for the Mash. I remained skeptical for much of the first half, but slowly came to his side of the equation. The beast seemed to remain stupid for eons at a time and was only able to make 4 blocks. "Block"ers were sorely lacking for the Mash's side and so the few on the Drunks had pretty free reign among the horned ones. There was a failed pass by the humans which left human catcher Quick Gilly on the sideline. She's MNG after the Masher's crowd got a chance at her. 1st half ended 1-0 Drunks. 2nd half: Mash received, but the Ball Carrier was zapped by the Drunks' Wiz. A short lived scrum ensued, during which the drunks tried to do a deep pass to no one in the Mash's end, but fumbled instead. Nuffle took over and ensured that the Drunken Humans would surpass the Boozed up Beastmen. Turn 2/8 score, 2-0 Humans. GL in the league. See you on the pitch.”