“The heathens made their way onto the Blood Bowl pitch and ran into the deadly Happy Nihilists. The Nihilists put a Norse-style beating, but the gutsy Elfs came out without a scratch. Despite a healthy number of blocks, the Nihilists could not dent the heathens' armor or resolve. The nimble heathens dodged their way thorough, but a Nihilist elbow was always waiting to keep the elfs out of the endzone. Kody completed a pass for the heathens, but Nihilist Gulfwig managed to pull in two other passes. Gulfwig added a touchdown an was named MVP, an honor thyt also went to the heathens' tux. The Happy Nihilists Ollie, Bert and Mort added scores for the team, and Ulric completed a pass. The heathens showed promise and will certainly not be so easy to beat when they next meet the Nihilists.”