“And the crowd roars! And throws Bloodweisers at the players! (knocking out half the players) The game is on!

Immediately Gilly Lowsnout goes back to his bench to take a nap... oh no wait there's where the ball was hiding all along! But what's this? He's trying to throw the ball? Try again when you have some skill, Gilly! And the crowd has even more reason to boo : the ref just sent Brikk Pouchbelly out of the game for kicking Lotta Smurf' roots!

Now back from laugh-a-thon we get Sturdyhand waking up and attempting a long pass to the line of scrimmage... and it's caught by linerat Stonehugger! The little rat uses its short legs to flee as a real skaven can, but oh the other shortys - with the chef hats - manage to grab his legs just before he reaches the end zone! While the stuntys make it back to their feet, Gilly Lowsnout zips by and nabs the ball right before them. The crowd cheers while he makes faces and mimics at the expense of the little men before going for the score...but oh wait, I see the battle of giants made its first casualty : the furry horde held Bigger'na Smurf's roots while Rurgh! plunged skull first! Bigger'na is down and by the looks of it, not coming back soon! It's 1-nothing at half time folks, and the crowd is enjoying the spectacle these teams are bringing!

And we're back for the second half folks! But it seems Bigger'na won't be joining us back and a few of his chef teammates decided to stay on the bench this time. And it looks like the others are cooking up a plan, with Temporary Smurf getting hold of the ball in his zone, 3 of his teammates protecting him. Or rather trying to, look at Skrargh! Longbeard making a halfling sandwich, Blood Bowl style! And Lowsnout adds insult to sandwich by injuring McSmurf!

Wait... yes, I've just received confirmation, Elkin Scratchfloor dug his paws right through Crusty Smurf's ribs, and is now picking his remains apart piece by piece. Meanwhile Foamy Smurf seems to be faking death in order to escape the wrath of the mighty Rurgh!! The crowd is going wild!

Back to the ball, it seems the skavens finally got a hold of it while most of the halflings are trying to get back up on their feet, and once again it's Lowsnout dancing his way to the end zone! Lotta Smurf stays in the middle, busy repelling the crowd's projectiles while the little cooks are being picked apart by the skavens.

And on the second touchdown, the game comes to an end, but unfortunately for the crowd the backstore restaurant will be missing part of its staff today!”