“And much Facepalm ensued.

"No comment" was all our reporters could get from the obviously-drunk skaven coach after the first half, which was a complete debacle for his team.

But at the end of the first half we saw Grant-Fur apparently fail an easy TD - apparently! After further inspection of the replay, we found details on how the incident occured. It seems the team's sponsor hired an assassin which followed Grant's shadow, and used this occasion to steal some of the halflings' precious soup right from under their bench!

And folks, let me tell you, the halfling recipe worked its magic on this coach, who went from bottle to whistle, ordering his players like nothing happened. And immediately, Ganndohplasssittik caught the ball as ordered and turned this game back where t belonged : in the skavens' hands. And after some kicking down and pushing around the poor little players, the rats were ahead on the scoreboard and never looked back.”