#8 Ruhny O'Factry – Broken Ribs (MNG) #4 Tombstone Gouger – Dead (RIP) #9 Milque Whey – Dead (RIP)
“What can we say to accurrately discribe this game? Is it even possible in polite company. This reporter has never seen such a pathetic performance as we have seen from the aptly named clods tonight. The team will justifyably be disbanded forth with, according to team sources. The remaining goblins are to be fed to ogre in way of a severance package and the bodies of the dead will be donated to sceince in hopes of finding a cure for ineptitude. RIP Mudvillien Clods, you worthless sacks of---”