“It was a bloody day on the pitch when the Sharp Nailed Mistresses faced off against the Mount Royal Alourats.

The game started with the Mistresses kicking and the rats wasted no time in inflicting the hurt when they killed a linewoman and KO'd another in the first turn of the game.

By the 2nd turn the rats had advanced the ball deep into the Mistresses' zone and were able to score on the next turn. On the ensuing kick off the rats got to redeploy their defensive formation (perfect defense) but it didn't stop the Sharp-Nailed ladies from evening the score a few turns later.

The Amazons then got a Blitz! on their kick off but they had deployed a deep coverage defense and weren't able to take advantage of this result. But it was enough to keep the rats from scoring before the half. In the last turn of the half, Scarlet dug her heels into a prone gutter runner. The foul only caused a stun but she was caught by the ref. Thankfully the Mistresses' charismatic coach was able to make the ref see the error of his ways and reversed the call.

The rats started the 2nd half down a few players as the Mistresses had put their sharp nails to use, inflicting several KOs and a BH. The half started with the Mistresses' burning up rerolls on ball handling attempts for the first 3 turns. Despite the continual turnovers, the rats were unable to secure the ball and the Amazons continued to inflict casualties, including BHing the rat ogre.

The rats managed to recover the ball deep in their endzone and the gutter runner Angry Walking tried to run it up the sidelines to exit the zone. Unfortunately for him, blitzer Kabuki pushed him into the crowd where the Amazon fans wasted no time in tearing his limbs apart. The ball was thrown in clear across the pitch where it was caught by the Alourats thrower.

By this time the rats numbers were severely dwindled and with no options for a receiver, the thrower chucked the ball to an empty square deep in the Mistresses' end. The Amazons however were lucky to recover the ball, run it down field and score the winning TD before the game ended.”