“What a game!

Coach Ken "Regenerating" Niumatalolo had this to say:

"Our first offensive drive went well, we executed the triple option to perfection and we were slowly driving up the field. We had a good block on Steve Killiams which knocked him out, and without their strength, we were able to use our superior bashing ability to drive up the field, shortly after that, we broke free, and at the last second, the ball carrier forgot the time and tried to push his way through the skink, but could only knock him down and then he couldnt run to the endzone and the half time whistle blew"
The Coach then took a brief pause and took a breath, even though, being undead, he didnt need to, and then he continued.

"The Second Half really had us worried, especially when the ref refused to do anyting about the unruly lizard crowd who knocked and held down two of our men! They Faked left and pushed right, but thanks to an exceptional effort on defense, the boys were able to go for it and surround the ball carrying skink. I was worried that he was gonna be able to dodge away, they are a nasty small slippery bunch. but thank nuffle, he tripped and we were off to the races! we got down to their endzone and tried a little trickery and it backfired on us! however due to Matt's Agile bones, and stretch for it play, we were able to leave the stadium with a 1-0 victory!"


The Coach then had to go help his team get ready for finals, and to clean off the industrial Strength stick-em

"Ryan, Put Antonio's Head back on shoulders...."

"I dont care if you are celebrating, He needs that to pass his classes!"”