“Journey to the lands of butchery! Here, the lawless rule by force and death! Let the warcry of Whaaaagh meets cold steel and the power of the wheel!

Hail to Wild Roy who dodges through multiple tackle zones and pwn's the orc thrower! Thou stops the TD and gains the Belt of Hercules! Courage is thy shield and spear!

Hail to Totally Chill who blitzes hard all game long! Upgrade, keeper of the crayon of Doom, to 7 movement! Stalk and pounce on thy prey!

And to the Dark Avenger for showing on his maiden game that once again...taur > troll! Hail!

DeMaio "Slamming good time all the way to turn 16! Now we call upon our brother, Rhino Hellburn, to awake from sleep and rise from the grave! Haunt the upperworld with the lifeforce and head of Pappino! Swing thy prize upon twine overhead and charge man and beast alike!"

Darkness shrouds our path....ride!
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