“Dusty Hinder here for Fantasy Football In You Face, or as we call it: FFIYF. Today's matchup pitted the dwarf team the O-Fers against the undead Hollow Lanterns. A more one-sided match you could not hope to find as the Hollow Lanterns smashed the supposedly tough dwarf team about like rented mules. Two casualties among the dwarfs, and one player already missing the game openned gapinf holes in the squat's line for the undead to scamper through. Amputee, the shifty ghoul scored twice, with Project A23 picking up the third. Case C1E and Jack both put dwarves on the sidelines, including a crushing hit that visibly weakend the dwarf longbeard Rollo Fungusfoot. No need to pass for the undead as they ran rampant through the shambles of the stumbling O-fers who lived up to thier name yet again. No touchdowns, no interceptions, no casualties all added up to no hope for the little men. A single completion by Wendel Fleetfoot, proved the only highlight of the game. MVPs went to Ol' Grandpa for the Hollow Lanterns and Kel Lasthammer, who's most valuable contribution to this dwarven mess was not getting killed. This was a laugher from the start with a much-deserved win for the Hollow Lanterns.
That's all from the Stadium, back to the studio, I am Dusty Hinder.”