“Dusty Hinder here with Fantasy Football In Your Face, and welcome to the Reptile house. The new scales on the block, Fossil Fued FC went up against co-new comers Blumenboys and it was no garden of roses for the Blumenboys. Scaley toughness protected FFFC from elven blows with only one player being hurt in the match, put out by Blumenboys' No. 2 Juriodel Ravendark. The same could not be said for the elves who had suffered two deaths, two serious injuries and a badly hurt. Brakes O Saurus, Eeta Saurus and Hepes Saurus combined to lay the lumber, putting the Blumenboys at a quick disadvantage. But for all the carnage, the scoring remained light. Stunky Pinky's first half TD would be the only point of the game. MVPs went to Uriel Treebark for the Blumenboys and Rowly Poely for the Fossil Feud.
In all, a cracker game, everything that makes blood bowl what it is. Join us next time on Fantasy Football In Your Face. This has been Dusty Hinder. Back to the studio.”