“Coach Cheesifonti knew this season wasnt gonna be soft cheese. More rucky teams... 'Tired of putto cattenaccio...' thought the coach, who loved speed and crafty offenses...

The players waited for his words...

'Aight. I just want to say two parole. Pegare e corre. Like jodido diabolos. Dodge, run, dodge run. If they catcha, you're morto commo toppi. Capicce?'

Players nodded silently. They looked nervous and unconfident.

'Ey. Cazzo di merda. SIAMO LA FANTASIA DI BLOOD BOLE!'

Players roared.

'Now go out, and run fast, fast like the vento.'


And so they did. First half was a complete fiasco. Ball stolen on our drive, horrid rolls on passes/ballhanding... And oppo leading the game... Crap.

Second half started slightly better. We managed to dodge away, isolate the carrier and his scort, steal the ball and score, very quick. There was the tie. We just needed another move like that. But it didn't arrive. Instead of that, nuffle inspired my players in the best T16 play I have seen in ages. Check it out, no matter what I say, you will only believe your eyes.



Thanks for the game and good luck in the rest of the season nani di mer... erm BigF :D”