“Dusty Hinder here and welcome to Fantasy Football In Your Face. What can I say about todays match between the Happy Nihilists and Brannflakes? Well? What can I say? It was a shoving match, that's for certain, both teams throwing over 50 blocks, Brannflakes edging the norse by one, 60 to 59. the Chaos Dwarfs also got the games only casualty, Hithane giving Gulfwig a near fatal blow. But with the amazing work of the teams apothecary, the lineman was brought back from death's door and sent back out onto the field.
And any game that sees a pair of touchdowns by Bull Centaurs has got to be exciting! The Happy Nihilist bumbled there way through the whole game, with the only bright spot coming at the end of the game. That being the end of the game. MVPs went to McVite for Brannflakes, and Skully for the Nihilists.
This has been Dusty Hinder, now back to the studio.”