“Battle ranks align! Call upon thunder and fire, and let the drums of war shake the fields of glory and pain! Road warriors that forsake sleep, ride and spill blood for the biggest crowd of %$@$%# fans we've ever seen!

The winds of fate blow hard against the chests of the forsaken and aid the elves in belting us into the KO box! But all is not lost, Sharptongue and Dark Avenger seek revenge and crack elves in two!

Hail to Sharptongue who erases a lineman from Scanner's roster! Slip under the ref radar and apply thy deadly craft to the head! Oh lonely Alex Jones....be still thy breath! In my hour of honor, thy soul and body divorce!

But the power of war engines couldn't prevail, and the final touchdown is made...dooming the norse to defeat.

DeMaio "A fun game...but bitter after taste. For my power upon the field, I age as I upgrade to tackle. Cursed body, fall with haste and let me rise anew! Same with Biondi who earns fan favorite and upgrades to stripball...and a bad knee (niggle). Make the magic sign of death and summon Nuffle as thy assassin...but before you go...drag kicking and screaming all thy prey!"

dawn breaks...and dust kicks high into the air!
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