“Tip Dover here for Fantasy Football In Your Face and tonight we bring you a match up of two teams new to the circuit. This one was all U-Turner's from the start. And a first half touchdown was all they needed to salt the game away. The stumble-hooved Marauders spent most of their time on the turf as the hobgoblins and chaos dwarfs looked positively nimble. With bull centaurs speeding across the field, this one was a foregone conclusion. Only the injury to Uhlia "the Unprovoked" brought a damper to the festivities. Sir Pent gained that casualty for the Maruaders, but it was not enough to overcome touchdowns by Umbrah "the Ubdenied" and Irga. MVPs went to Francesca "the Inappropriately Named" for the U-Turners, and the Marauders' Sie Tyffyabel.
This has been Tip Dover, back to the studio.”