“Woaw, what a match this has been. Early on the Mean Old surprised the ref with some seducing flowers. The result was that whenever a foul was committed by the Mean Old there would be a growing knob in the refs pants. And he even let out a small groawn when the first foul nearly saw One-Arm killed. Luckaly the Apo was their to help him stay on the pitch.
However the first committed foul attempt by P'r'P saw Sjaak send of the pitch by the refferee. And even at the seccond attempt got Leroy locked up in a jail.
This didnt prove a bother for P'r'P because they just stormed over the pitch and scored the TD after only 2 try's.

After this brilliant game-play the try of Mean Old resulted in a all fouling and brutal skirmish. The Troll on the pitch even got badly hurt by the surpisingly strong dwarf Anzar. It was a real power strugle with losses on both sides and Mean Old managed to score the tieing TD in the nick of time with a all out rush from sneaky and Old'n'Mean.

The seccond half was actually a mirror of the first, only the tables where turned. Mean and Old had a reasonable quick score, after 3 try's and P'r'P was beginning the power strugle after that. The ref still got a boner of them Mean and Old blocks and fouls, but saw the growing anger in the crowds eyes and eclected to send of his favorite goblin Cheater. Probably to get him safe from the ongoing skirmish so they could dirty play after the game. In all Elanu managed to push with an all out rush for the Mean and Old endzone thus resulting the match in a 2-2 endscore.

This was your weekly reporter twisting up the truth like a good goblin would do, signing off and back to you viewers!”