“Usually i write a report about every match, but this time im not in the mood to write a good one. I hope the opposing coach can write up a better story then this, because the paper readers are acspecting a good report from PPG matches everytime.

My mood is due to the depressing effort at the start of the game with this team. Nuffle doesnt like Bodyparts it seems. Its not just this match but every match. This is what depresses this coach. Luckaly its just this team nuffle spites, somehow I have the feeling he is trying to say to me that I should stick to coaching Chaos Dwarfs.

That being said. The team did make 2 fantastic plays. A lot of ooohs and aaahs were heard arround the pitch. Resulting in a mere, yes mere 0-3. However if Bodyparts actually had some bodys on the pitch the match outcome could have shifted totally the otherway.
Ofcourse when things brithen up Nuffle will smack you in the face, this time using the crowds who were flinging rocks arround, which almost saw Elbows killed. Thank the apo, who is a self-rightious god-hating basterd.”