“Well, hello there sports fans! Today saw the first round clash between two new franchises: the Fungus Brewers' Society and Ra Ra Ra Your Boat. I think we can all say that we were thoroughly looking forward to the match up between these new teams.
Winning the toss, the Brewers grabbed the ball and pushed forward hard; an early break through taking place as a rock thrown by an overenthusiastic crowd member took one of the skeletons on the head. Not waiting a single moment, Krak Sturmen snatched the ball from Troshus, and made his way to the end zone!
The Boaters tried to strike back, lining up a strong scrimmage, but found themselves unable to make headway. The situation only got worse as Fibula ran slap-bang into the Brewers' line, shattering into pieces! That's one jigsaw that wasn't going together again. Suddenly disaster struck again: Troshus got behind the Boaters' lines and grabbed the ball, hurling it to Rok Kikka, who ran home for the Orcs' second score of the night.
The second half began slowly, as the mouldering Boaters received the ball, and began to juggernaut their way down the pitch. Despite a brave defence, there was no stopping the Mummies as they pounded everything they could reach: four orcs were carried off, senseless, before Tut finally strolled over the goal-line, seconds before the final whistle. It wasn't enough to save the match, but certainly enough to save the team's honour in this exciting match.

This is Bob Bobson, for Nuffle Central, from the Brewers' Inn. Good night!


[That was a blast - a good fun game, and surprisingly casualty free. The orcs proved surprisingly resilient to everything except KOs (and aging - bah!), and the Khemri lasted very well by regenerating everything except one lineman death. Apart from the outrageously lucky steal in the first half, it was very even - I'll look forward to next time!]”