“If Oryx had of had 11 Lizzies and even dice, he would have won this.

Both teams sucked badly, but fortunately we had more players on the pitch to suck with.

The most amusing aspect of the game was the Duke, who, despite spending the first half in the KO hot tub, came back midway through the second half only to fall over and be repeatedly "fouled" by ineffective lizards (can they be fouls when they tickle?). He suspects they were trying to do something else, but - finding it enjoyable - lay back and enjoyed the ride. When in Rome, afterall...

Super cas count (despite the fouls). I think in 5 games we have done 2 CAS this season. Our fans, like Wigan's, deserve a refund. Oh wait, we got no income from this game, so it looks like they didn't pay anyway, the cheap gits...

GG Oryx, always fun.”