“Sticking with their underhanded ways, the Spiezzo Tutti Fruities agereed to a game and then sneakily hired Nobbla Blackwort, the gobbo chainsaw, after I set the game up in order to destroy my team. As luck would have it, he was fairly useless. He spent all of his first turn rerolls getting the thing started. In the second half he was luckier, but never caused any damage other than knocking a couple of guys out. The Fruities were so focused on the chainsaw and all their fancy blinging claws that they never made any serious attempts to score. Money well spent I say as my team went on to win two to zero. Honesty is the best policy afterall, even for Chaotic Fruity teams.”
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