“Last night was the first match of the KO Cup 46, between Ashburtn Grove and the Long-Furred Chins. Our reporter Stephany Taylor was there to cover the event.

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50 000 fans, elf and rat alike, came to the Sweden3 arena for this match. And look at this section of the stands, it seems coach WardenRoake bought some tickets for the Revenge Of The Smurfs to attend and cheer for a humiliated defeat for the dwarf-rats.

When the rats kicked the ball to start the game, Cesc Fabregas caught it and hid within his teammates. But Rurgh caught him by surprise and the ball fumbled. Quickly, Long-Furred runner Gilly Lowsnout caught it behind the distracted elfs and took it away for the touchdown. But the halflings in the stands throw cookies at the elf players is anger, and Emmanuel Petit gets one stuck in his mouth and chokes to death on it while the players run back into position for the kick.

Now, look at this play. Before the elfs were ready, Rurgh tried to surprise them by running over Viera, but tripped right before reaching him. Ready to make the block, Viera sent his spiky shoulder pad right beneath the rat-ogre's armor, and well, there you see him squaking away from the field like a little mouse, and you'll probably see it the whole weeks on the highlights, hahaha.

Now let's go straight to the 2nd half. There you see Lowsnout faling to catch the lateral from Gask Whitechin, but he got it back before it's too late and he ran so fast the elfs didn't even try to catch him. Lowsnout scores his 4th touchdown in only 2 games, and it's 2-nothing skavens.

The elfs tried coming late in the game, but look at Rurgh, BLAM! Hit of the day, he came from centerfield and sent Tony Adams flying in the crowd. Look at it one more time in slow-motion - ouch!

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Yes, the skaves won this two-zero and in the next round they'll play against the goblin team 1,um, 4,5, or against the suprising Mechanicsburg Malfunctions who keep on winning despite all the injuries.”