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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2009-12-02 00:01:34
CTV 1770k Chaos Dwarf
1
Winnings 50k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/0/0
 
 
Human CTV 1750k
2
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
0/0/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
#4
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#5
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-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
10
-
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
25
4
-
#7
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-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
3
4
#8
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
#9
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#10
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1
-
-
2
-
-
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2
-
#11
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
1
#12
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
-
-
25
58
5

#10 Pulitzer – Dead (RIP)
Yes folks... from the opening Blitz against the Crush, the match mostly belonged to the Solitaires. A few interesting moments for Cold Mountain was Pulitzer acting Really Stupid on T1 and then never again until his death in the second half. This is the third big guy to die for the Crush in their relaitvely short 24 game history. This is the second one that is a troll (there was a brief minotaur run... real brief) failing to regenerate (the first failed an apo as well).

Coach Hassler brought awe to spectators as he laughed his way through quad skulls and then another pair of skulls on the following turn's block. Terrible "Tim" was the "lucky blocker there. In a later inteview, Coash Hassler said, "There's nothing left to do but laugh... well, except for that Troll... he won't be laughing anymore."

On the other side of the ball Coach Rumanski must've been shaking his head while his players through equal strength blocks with some notable success. Highly gifted player, Expecting Hail, impressed flexing his mscles across the pitch until he eventually knocked himself out!

All in all, good bloody fun as the Solitaires make short work of the evil dwarves.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
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-
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2
-
#2
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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3
1
#3
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-
-
-
-
-
-
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9
-
#5
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
#6
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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4
-
#7
1
1
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-
-
4
-
5
25
-
-
#8
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-
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-
1
5
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9
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#9
1
1
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4
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2
6
-
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
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1
-
#11
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-
-
-
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1
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#12
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-
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-
-
-
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4
-
#13
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1
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#14
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-
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1
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TOTALS
2
2
-
-
1
13
-
5
27
55
1
Bad karma day for mr. JHassler. I rather would release all my sins right now in front of a priest than continue bowling like this poor soul ,JH ,who dearly was nuffled today...xD

Holy christ, the chaotic ones fouled like no tomorrow after the very lucky blitz of my solitaires. Somehow i managed an early td. which was returned by hustler thewretched:)

Again my brave weaklings punched through and scored with the whistle blow while i was slowly being koed and removed of players.

the highly spirited and culturally gifted pulitzer troll did quite well and constantly pressed on.

the cold mountain was being crushed by a creepy rookie dirty player and his eager friends. the troll then died and failed to regenerate.

JHassler, my granny would have turned in her grave if she would be witnessing such a miserable luck of your team :DD

was it three or four times the doubleskulls showed up on a 2 diceblock in your favour, or the regen.performance ???

save this gameforyourchildren. it was incredible. cheers,man and thanx to the world and whoeverwasresponsible for this.nuffle jezus ,or your fans JHassle who seem to have enjoyed it =))

rumanski
 
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