“Well, an appropriate match-up, this one. Right from the start we were trading blows tit-for-tat, and despite being scored against in the 4th turn, the Gorkantuans kept their heads up and returned the favour mid-way through the second half.

The first armour break came on half time - a KO for the U-Turners - but few were to follow... the tough players and thick armour employed by both sides proving too much for even Urgh the troll to pierce. Neither coach had time for fouls as players were being called upon to participate in running plays, cages and running interference for the various ballcarriers.

A great game, and an enjoyable coach to play against. Hoping for a rematch soon, between teams of cricketing greats!”