“Coach m0nty was found after this game with his hands around the neck of Sam Newman, screaming "WHYYYY???? WHYYYYYYY????"

It took until turn 5 for the WOS Legends to roll a 6. By that time, after a perfect defence on their receive and four doubleskulls in the first two turns, luck was running at 34/74 to the Norsemen. 1-0 down at the half with the numbers still running the same way.

On resumption, the Bearskins received the bounty of a bad kick (even though the Legends were the only side with a kicker) and scored easily on turn 4 after several further doubleskulls on the first block of the turn by the Legends, as well as the second horsie joining a dorf in the badly hurt box. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse at 0-2, my next receive was a blitz with the ball landing safely in a Norse catcher's waiting arms, and then at 0-3, another blitz against me ruined any faint chance of the Legends scoring. The luck numbers evened up slightly towards the end with a few injuries inflicted on the Bearskins, none of which caused permanent damage, plus a few lucky passes which had no chance of causing a score.

It got to the stage where Twahn was cheering on my injuries to his players. My only pluses for the game were a couple of normal skills for the troll and star hobgob Sam Newman. I have had lots of bad luck in the past, particularly with my faction team, but this ranked right up there with the worst rolling games I have ever had on FUMBBL.”