“Kaballa, Kabbala, Al-Queda, not matter how you pronounce it it's still undeniably an invention of Satan. The proof? All those devil-worshipping liberals in Hollywood jumping on the band wagon. There's your proof. God damned drug abusing glorified hippies, adopting children from every corner of the earth instead of focusing on the pure, innocent Christian babies we have back here in the promised land.

It is no surprise that they played dirty either. Fouling our mighty leader Bull O'Reilly shortly after kick-off and straining our health insurance, then fouling again in turn 8. Rebel scum. Oh, wait, I mean liberal scum.

Of course the fragility of their wicked ways soon was apparent. Christian muscles and armor made from the fantastic steel of the US of A gave them a lesson in democracy and freedom they won't soon forget!

With this victory the Church of Fox News is back in the game!”