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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2004-03-25 17:30:55
70k
0/1/2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
3
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1
16
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#6 Pete Johnson – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
2
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1
13
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#7 Hasui "the Cook" Yoshimura – Dead (RIP)
#11 Goun "the Shadow" Yoshimura – Dead (RIP)
“What a damn bloody game!
Filst of all some punks flom Bowlelstleet stalted to make tlouble on the pitch. Maybe those Hippie-Boy smoked to much, we don’t know.
This game was the game of oul good old cook! He was the one who thlew the light pass, kicked the asses of those Tlailelpalk Guys and unfoltunately got killed by one of those smelly punks.
In thwe filst half we got only 2 tulns to do oul Td. It was hald but an excellent tactical mastelpiece allowed the Td in the last tuln of the 1st half!
Evelything was well. Joe was dead, we wele leading and… The second half was an desastel *sigh*
Filst the Tlamps injuled one of oul guys selious but good old Doc Fu Man Chu did his best. Then we wele able to hit this nasty Hobo with the ball but welen’t able to do the deadly pass.
But deadly was this game. They killed two of oul best men and we will have levenge!
Levenge fol oul blave helos Goun "the Shadow" Yoshimura and Hasui "the Cook" Yoshimura!!
We will nevel folget youl death and levenge will be ouls!
”
Filst of all some punks flom Bowlelstleet stalted to make tlouble on the pitch. Maybe those Hippie-Boy smoked to much, we don’t know.
This game was the game of oul good old cook! He was the one who thlew the light pass, kicked the asses of those Tlailelpalk Guys and unfoltunately got killed by one of those smelly punks.
In thwe filst half we got only 2 tulns to do oul Td. It was hald but an excellent tactical mastelpiece allowed the Td in the last tuln of the 1st half!
Evelything was well. Joe was dead, we wele leading and… The second half was an desastel *sigh*
Filst the Tlamps injuled one of oul guys selious but good old Doc Fu Man Chu did his best. Then we wele able to hit this nasty Hobo with the ball but welen’t able to do the deadly pass.
But deadly was this game. They killed two of oul best men and we will have levenge!
Levenge fol oul blave helos Goun "the Shadow" Yoshimura and Hasui "the Cook" Yoshimura!!
We will nevel folget youl death and levenge will be ouls!
”
Come second half, dey does it again. Dey hit Brad hard too. So hard, in fak, 'e was out of the game for the day. But we gots 'em back for dat too. We killded anoder one when dey was tryin' to get da ball from us near de end. All in all, not a good game fer us. Can't no-one never replace Petey... Drinks in 'is honour tanight, at the Trailer Park!!
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We're here with Uncle Bob, fast on his way to becoming the most dangerous man on the street.
Uncle Bob, what do you think of today's game?
-I killded 'im.
That you did indeed. Any comment on the other streetfolk?
-We kills 'em all. Dey is weak. We kills 'em. (Uncle Bob's eyes glaze over and he begins to drool profusely)
Uhm... right. Well, uhm, thanks for the interview, Uncle Bob, and best of luck to your family.
(James tramples past as we're wrapping up, so I jump at the chance to interview him)
James! James!
-Hurrh?
You have a minute for us?
-Sure fing.
What do you think of today's game?
-Was bad. Dem lil' geezers caught poor Petey by saprise. Who could'a fout dey coud 'it so 'ard.
You did exact a bit of revenge on the Yoshimura Clan later in the game, though, by killing Hasui "The Cook" Yoshimura, the player who both killed Pete and injured Brad. Was that just a personal payback?
-HELL YEAH! Dat lil' b***ard had it coming bigtime. I wus never so happy as wen 'e came round runnin' strait at me. All I's needed ta do wus to hold out me fist an' 'e ran right into it. Dat weakling just fell rite over an' never got up. Show's ya what dey're worth.
Indeed... We'll I'll let you get on into the showers for your grooming, Jim. Give 'em hell next week.”