“Hey there, sportsfans! It's Bob Bobson here again, with the latest news from the city of Nuln. This week, the Anvils took a bit of a pasting, but they're all pretty hardy fellows, and were raring to go again when another necromantic incursion arrive in the form of teh Archibals. Another close fought match, and another draw were on the cards. I wonder when they'll end this streak of no wins? The fans are all getting a little edgy now, with all the waiting.

I spoke to head coach Sergeant Harris after the match, and he said that they were exploring all possibilities, and he felt confident that a win would come soon.

Could a new player be on the cards? Will the Anvils ever leave their beloved running game behind and try and throw the ball like the big boys? Will they ever score more than one touchdown in a match?

Stay tuned to us to find out.

This is Bob Bobson, wishing you all a very pleasant evening from back here in Nuln. Thank you, and good night.”