“The hunt for blood is on! Let chariot wheel and hungry beast shake the ground, and take to the fields of glory and pain!

Hail to John Petre, one man terror! Fouling elves into the boo boo box, braving hulking elven warriors, and catching bouncing balls! You stopped the score in the first half and helped end this day in stalemate! Thy name shall be whispered for weeks to come in the nightmares of Modern Day Heros!

and to Wild Bill, crack shot executioner! First thee scores for fame! Then buries forearm into the face of Jacko! Breaking helm and skull in one powerful blow! Such force makes red mess of his prey, and earns him crowd favorite! Now upgrade to blodge to roam and stalk new prey!

DeMaio "Was sweet nailin Palin. The Heros fell hard, but played harder, and eventually tied the score. Hail to thee those who's hearts are as black as the void!"”