“The Lizzies came into this match after having to forfeit the last round, citing "...totally non-mysterious errands to run, definitely not for a certain upper echelon Slann lord, and absolutely nothing to do with the Jade Monkey of Lawl`ah Paloo-Zah... sorry what? What Jade Monkey? Oh this? No, no, this is just uh, something I picked up in the dockside market... for my wife.. uh.. Oh, is that the time? Must dash!!"

Ahem... Certainly.
Hmm? The game? Yes! The game!

The Lizzies, fresh from their completely legitimate trip overseas, took the field against, it must be admitted, a rather battered team of Norse. Despite this, the bare-shirted lads put up a valiant fight against the Lizzies, their coach displaying his ability in keeping the final score as low as it was, with what in the end amounted to less than half a team.
(As an aside, despite taking to the field in their next match even MORE battered against Coach Smegish's barnstorming High Elves, theo's Norse managed to batter them down to a 3-3 draw in a thrilling round 6 matchup..)

Twahnlows:
3pts - #7 Little Aelf: A sterling player, and the only Frollikar who got a hand on the ball all game.
2pts - #3 Little Bose: Norse Blitzers are always exciting to deal with, and this guy to advantage of his more experienced teammates absence to make his presence known on the pitch.
1pts - #9 Bvar the Breaker: Because I can't give it to the player who made Bryn-jolf Bloodaxe miss this game!”