“Elite duel called by the Brownies in an effort to survive after seeing the shiny new sacrificial altar the Billy Goats installed in their pitch.

1v1 replace. After some whining and comments by the Erie Surfer's, betraying their bigotry towards Jews and a rage quit that allows his niggled blitzer to show up to the game (on the reload, of course, he makes it...) we finally get down to brass tacks.

Gotta hand it to Larry, this one was stragetized to his advantage and he played it as well as he could've. It's a shame he had to roll the rulebook so tight so he could stick it up his ass the entire game... I'm thinkin' I had a chance to tag in a guy - Larry would've thrown a hissy fit if I did, so I didn't on what ended up being the winning score. It might not have been a legal move, so being unsure I didn't do it. And I won't even THINK of having the game under protest because I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY LAWMAN FOR A LONG LONG TIME NOW IN THIS LEAGUE!!!

Merry Christmas to ME!... or Chanukah, since Larry thinks I'm Jewish :)

Finally beat me, Larry... well done. Now you can try beating me with a full team.

*EDIT* When you use "quotes" Larry, it's usually a good idea to actually have it be something someone said rather than just pulling it out of your steaming head. Like this:

Quote:
<Jeffro> big gate...
<Jeffro> replacements have to come from the back, right?...
<lawman> yes
<lawman> you can't pull assists
<Jeffro> LOS can't be used for assists?...
<lawman> r u serious?
<Jeffro> just clarifying... I'm dumb
<Jeffro> spell it out for me
<lawman> u'd have to be
<lawman> expect me to say yes?
<lawman> I just said
<lawman> you can't pull assists
<lawman> whaty are you doing
<Jeffro> got it
<Jeffro> I'm lining up
<lawman> you cant line up that way
<lawman> man
<Jeffro> why not?
<lawman> because as you said in our PM
<Jeffro> I'll dodge him out... I want my designated guy to blitz the shit out of your designated guy
<lawman> yes they line up and outside of the other's tackle zones and run straight back out of the way,right?
<Jeffro> he's not used for ann assist
<lawman> your funcking a fudgin kike
<lawman> jewish
<Jeffro> well... you didn't give me much of a choice because you didn't line up all three next to each other
<lawman> you say that in pm
<lawman> and then ask these questions
<Jeffro> are you getting upset?
<Jeffro> you've had more time to think about this than I have...
<Jeffro> I'm just thinking about it now...
<lawman> dude
<lawman> you said in the PM
<lawman> as if you know the rules
<lawman> now you don't
<Jeffro> I was asking for clarification on the rules
<Jeffro> is this an unaaceptable lineup?
<lawman> because you got kickoff
<lawman> your firstlineup was correct
<Jeffro> I'm not blocking your guys - they aren't in the game
<lawman> any way you can get the rules in your favor
<Jeffro> I'm just giving myself a 2D blitz on your blitzer
<lawman> this is like tabletop playing against a ruleshark
<lawman> do whatever you want
<lawman> I give up
<Jeffro> you concede?!
<lawman> I wanted to play 45 min ago
<lawman> but your a fuckin retard now
<Jeffro> you should've PM'd me sooner than the exact time you wanted to play
<lawman> waste another 15 minutes why don't you
<Jeffro> like setting something up ahead of time...
<lawman> 1v1
<lawman> and you want to use the other 3 players
<Jeffro> I'm not
<lawman> no unaccaptable
Endquotes:

That's when Larry rage quits like a sissy-boy wanting to take his ball and go home. he told me he was going to watch a movie with his wife, but then was back. Apparently his wife didn't want to have anything to do with him.

I can relate...”