“Game starts off ok. both sides have silly dice, Tathar's are worse though. Then around T3, Tathar decides to keep all his players on the ground and run away. I attempt to hand off the ball to a saurus and that's when the dice change.

I roll snake eyes twice, ball bounces into Tathar's player's hands (and is caught), can't deal injuries...finally the half ends. I'm feeling okay; Tathar lost his DP and has a CW still KO'd. I didn't score, but there's plenty of time for that.

I line up three players...BH, MNG, niggle. Game is over T1 on second half. But no, that's not enough. Tathar continues foul me every other turn...and the ref is blind.

Phew, T16 finally rolls around and Tathar scores. 1 of my 4 KOs wake up, but even with just 4 players I set up a nice OTS attempt. I got the pushes required, but failed on getting ball to runner.


Games like these make me want to take breaks from FUMBBL...and start swearing.

Oh, and Tathar's turns took far too long. First minute-minute and a half of each turn was spent staring at the players. Sometimes that's okay. When I have 4 players on the board and you take 1.5 minutes to decide the best way to foul me when I just want to get the game over with...not okay. His turns took 3 minutes every time, 4 sometimes.

If there's something worse than torture, it's slow torture. Thanks Tathar!”