“In an unlikely turn of events, dark elves outbashed the mummies.

After a first turn featuring 2 niggling injuries (both to unskilled linos, left to their fate) I figured I was in for it. But the remaining 8 players I had for the game (3 mng sitting it out) pulled it together and stalled out both halves.

1st half: TuTenHa received (and got their 2 cas). Dark Storm wheeled to one side. TuTenHa tried to hand off from one thro-ra to the other to reverse field and put a wall of toilet paper between me and the ball, but it clanked to the ground *doink*doink*doink*. The Cabal stormed in and grabbed it, screening off our ball carrier, and reversed field back and forth setting up screens the rest of the half. 1-0

2nd half: The Dark Storm received, overloading one side and forgetting the Kick skelly. We 1db powed one mummy and 2db powed the other, fouling one out of the game. We then scooped the ball and got it to our only blodger to hang back with. We then waited for TuTenHa to commit to a side (with khemri, "middle" was close enough) and looped out around them, walling off and screening until a T15 score.

GG Aldar. I feel fortunate to get away losing just 2 unskilled players.”