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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-12-31 05:23:10
50k
2/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
2
-
1
9
-
-
3
49
4
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
4
-
1
19
-
-
19
46
2
#5 Fred Jackson – Dead (RIP)
“Fred Jackson gyros and another win were more important than a kicker to the coach of the Billy Goats this evening...
Coach: FREDDIE'S BEEN SHREDDED?!?!
Bruce Smith: oh no...
[Coach starts rummaging for the pitas and tzatziki sauce....]
Coach: damn dorf's said they were gonna leave the spices in my locker... can't trust those good for nothin' - HEY PHOUL!!! WHERE'S THAT CORIANDER YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF SH1T!??!
Bruce Smith: corey whuh?
Coach: Phoul I swear to your damn hammer gods if you don't come over here RIGHT NOW and gimme that coriander you are going to have 92,000 people ALL gunnin' for your short club-footed A$$!
[Phoul hears the coach and even though he has the ball runs toward him fumbling for the coriander, trips, falls and knocks himself out of the game]
Coach: Goddamn good for nothing halfling... SORRY FANS. Tasteless gyros today... blame Stubby the Wonder Lump over there...
So the Billy Goats give the fans tasteless gyros and survive the initial onslaught of the Dorf Grins to score an unlikely TD at the end of the first half and a solid hoof stomping 2nd half TD for a 2-0 shutout. Almost makes up for the whomping My Hammy laid on the defending champs week 1... as we now turn our beady eyes to the likes of a Baltimore Squad that surely wants revenge for their playoff exit last year.
Go Billy Goats!... BAAAaaaaaah...!”
Coach: FREDDIE'S BEEN SHREDDED?!?!
Bruce Smith: oh no...
[Coach starts rummaging for the pitas and tzatziki sauce....]
Coach: damn dorf's said they were gonna leave the spices in my locker... can't trust those good for nothin' - HEY PHOUL!!! WHERE'S THAT CORIANDER YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF SH1T!??!
Bruce Smith: corey whuh?
Coach: Phoul I swear to your damn hammer gods if you don't come over here RIGHT NOW and gimme that coriander you are going to have 92,000 people ALL gunnin' for your short club-footed A$$!
[Phoul hears the coach and even though he has the ball runs toward him fumbling for the coriander, trips, falls and knocks himself out of the game]
Coach: Goddamn good for nothing halfling... SORRY FANS. Tasteless gyros today... blame Stubby the Wonder Lump over there...
So the Billy Goats give the fans tasteless gyros and survive the initial onslaught of the Dorf Grins to score an unlikely TD at the end of the first half and a solid hoof stomping 2nd half TD for a 2-0 shutout. Almost makes up for the whomping My Hammy laid on the defending champs week 1... as we now turn our beady eyes to the likes of a Baltimore Squad that surely wants revenge for their playoff exit last year.
Go Billy Goats!... BAAAaaaaaah...!”
My Hammy seems to have amnesia in regards to playing the ball, however continues to drop punishemnt on any team that dares to take the pitch against them. Phoul saw a golden opportunity to retire a prone Aaron Maybin and tripped on his way to cave his skull in, unfortunately for the dorf grins this would have been on the way to score the 1st goal of the match. Buffalo being the lucky gits they are somehow scored before the half.
My Hammy 0 - 1 Buffalo at the half
Buffaol then proved they actually knw what they were doing and scored again in the 2nd half on their offensive drive.
My Hammy 0 - 2 Buffalo
My Hammy falls to 1-2-5 and has a BYE next week.
Buffalo improves to 4-0-3 and hosts Baltimore next week.
Curse you and your goat loving ways Jeffro!!!!! Ok well gratz on the win, pretty sure we wont be seeing anyone in the playoffs but we will keep trying.”