“The girls found a way to pull hair (or feathers... or whatever these things have growin' out of 'em...) and scratch eyes for a win down in Atatl. Took the whole 16 turns to limp into the opposing endzone, but were able to FINALLY shed the curse of TIES.

Queens came out guns ablazin', as usual, with the death of Bend Wilkerson at the hands of Star Blitzer Adrienne Peterson. She was promised new luggage if she killed a niggled vet sauri and lemme tell you - THAT GIRL LOVES HER BAGGAGE. Rest in three handcrafted, perfectly matched pieces, Bend... (and we'll see you after the flight home :)

T'was a back and forth fight for the entire game... and only until Cindy Greenway finally shook the affects of whatever psychedelic she took before the game did the girls have a chance. Sauri fell early... but not often - and Qu'in was bowling through Zons as soon as he came back from being KO'd by the sparkly boot of Madeline Williams.

So the girls get a much needed win and are off to face a string of Chaos Dorfs and Orcs for a chance at the playoffs (unlikely)... The Nawlins Saints and Worshington Redbeards will be a welcome respite ;)”