“The Rat's red army took to the field today against a group of battle hardened wardens. These elves came to fight. The People's team quickly scored to make the game 1-0. However these veterans didn't let this phase them.

The elves proceded to slowly march down the field pushing the comrade rats aside as if they weren't even an challenge. As rat after rat threw them selves at the advance hoping in vain to trip up the highly skilled wardens. Alsa it was all in vain, the wardens scored 2 touchdowns to pull ahead 2-1.

In the dying minutes of the game Deng Xiao Ping rallied the strength he used to unite the People and scored a second touchdown. This allowed the red rat army to squeek out a hard fought tie.

As the russian revolutionary Lev Davidovich Trotsky once said when faced with overwelming hatred of nuffle:

"Religions are illogical primitive ignorance.
There is nothing as ridiculous and tragic as a religious government."

Thanks for the game Skolopender it is nice to have such a good sport and a fun game. However as always . . .

Power to the people, let the revolution reign!”