“Some games we (the beautiful, blessed Wood Elves) enter into with fear.
Some we enter into with confidence.
Others we enter into because there's no way not to when playing in the box.

But if someone had told me beforehand that these Pro Elves would be the team that took apart Star Catcher Dispensible - aka. "The Leaping Guard", I would have laughed. But alas, it was so.

A cruel band of five envious Elves roughed up the proud Catcher and pushed him out to the tender mercies of the crowd... where he was (quite literally) taken apart.

What followed from then on was a regular grudge match, as boots were fitted with steel spikes, helmets were used to hammer prone players deeper into the pitch and the Legend almost lost sight of the ball. A stunning 10 casualties in this Elfball showdown tells a gory tale that doesn't do it justice.

It was wild. It was violent. And it was a losing battle for us, as Frankenstein and his well-playing Elves took home a safe (but very deserved) win.”