“A bizarre game where roles were reversed at times with elves failing to pick up the ball, particularly the first drive.

T1- The lizards kick off to the dark elves. Primus blitzes a skink in the backfield while the rest of the elves hang back. The lizards use this opportunity to knock down and gang foul Primus. The +6 gang foul fails to even break elf armor. Ref sees the huge gang and ejects skink Striker. Turns 1 and 2 the elf passer Octus fails to pick up ball. (is he actually a zombie dressed as an elf?) Skink Yodel runs in and picks up the ball next to the elf QB and screams "In your face!" Octus hits the skink but fails due to Dodge. An elf blitzer comes in to free the ball, and successfully bounces it into the passer's hands. On T4 the elf passer dodges away but fumbles the throw. Yodel tries to pick it next to Octus again up but fails. An elf lineman tries to blitz Yodel to get him away from the ball but fails his GFI. T5 Yodel dodges away, picking up the ball and runs into the endzone! A defensive TD vs DE without a kickoff blitz nor the ball reaching midfield.

Kickoff to elves- they load up one wing, leaving the center open. Primus (survivor of gang foul) skulls out on blitz first action, leaving the ball open to the lizards. Bracks blitzes through to cover the ball but fails a GFI (with RR) next to the ball before Yodel can go pick it up. Octus picks it up, runs, and this time actually makes the pass. Quintas runs down the field but still in range of a skink Pascarlan. Decimas fails to dodge away. Pascarlan pushes Quntas to the edge of the field. Yodal is tripped up by Secundas, who is now free to blitz Pascarlan, who frees up Quintas for the TD. End of half.

Second half. The Slippery Sevens recover the ball in their own endzone. Novemus blocks and kills draco! The lizard Coach thought it was Ecco, a sub, so refuses the APO which pisses off the fans (-FF)! Bracks too is pissed and smashes Decimus in the groin (mng) and continues downfield. Victor tries throwing the ball but misses but not by far. Now the elves have to focus on getting back to the ball instead of the easy target skinks. Octus gets the ball and throws it to Primus who tries to blitz Victor but only pushes him. Pascarlan blitzes back and pushes him to the sideline (same spot as last half). The elves try to break loose but the lizards hold. 2 skinks hit Primus but Yodel's blitz fails and is KO'ed. Outnumbered, most the lizards get knocked down and elves run to the EZ and hang out there. Pascarlan blitzes Primus but his dodge ability saves him. Novemus blitzes, breaks Pascarlan's jaw, then picks up the ball and scores.

T2/5 and the liz have 2 saurus and 2 skinks to lineup (4 on 6). Bracks lines up with Novemus. Kick is to the same sideline spot the elves had been pushed to twice, and bounces to stay inbounds. Bracks hits and knocks him out then continues on to cover Victor's run with the ball but Yodel fails to pick it up. In revenge, Octus runs and picks up the ball next to Yodel! Yodel hits back but pushes. Victor blitzes but also pushes. Septimus blitzes and pushes away Yodel. Octus hits Victor but is saved by SS. Victor hits Octus and they both go down! Septimus hits Yodel to free up his teamates but only pushes him away (4 hits with frenzy and all pushes or Dodge saves). Octus picks up the ball, throws to Secundus, who then runs in for the TD to end the game.


A fun game! Thanks sokeeffe.”