“This one was ALL about Steve Tasker, ladies and gentlegoats!

Watch the replay and the deft moves of, one-time-practice-squad-lunch-fetcher-turned-PRO. The Bengals, who bugged the phone lines in Buffalo to get a read on what the Billy Goats were up to, tapped into a conversation that they were about to promote Steve "A Tisker a" Tasker from the practice squad to full fledged member of the team...

[BACKSTORY]

Steve was once a fry cook at the local Big Boy who wanted to play in the NBFL. He worked double shifts to be able to afford bus fare to Buffalo to serve late night snacks to the practice squad. The assistant coaches saw his perseverance when larger goats would smack him as he brought them feed, and one day when they needed an extra tackling dummy - they asked Mr. Tasker.

Well, let me tell you - he brought the PAIN! Anyone that tried to tackle him, he dodged away and left the goat face down in the dirt. The players were PISSED!... but the coaching staff saw his moxie and told them that real players weren't going to stand there and "let" them tackle them... so Steve was instrumental in the tackling skills developed by notable Billy Goat stars, Donte Whitner, Kawika Mitchell and Aaron Maybin.

Back to Cinderfall... they hear that Buffalo has promoted Steve Tasker, and they start to FREAK OUT! They think they will be ridiculed and laughed out of the league because the only player they have that REMOTELY knows how to tackle is Cris Collinsworth (who SUCKED as announcer and is back playing... but even the hometown crowd enjoys throwing stuff at him, they hate him so much ;) - so Cinderfall works up a plan. They'll call an ELITE DUEL to hopefully keep "A Tisker a" Tasker off the pitch since he hasn't practiced 3v3 or 5v5 drills with the squad yet.

IT WORKED!... almost ;)

The Billy Goats got smacked a bit in the first round of the "No Holds Barred / No Replace / Cage Crushing Death Match" and Kawika had to sit out the 2nd lineup. ENTER STEVE "A TISKER A" TASKER lawman and gentlemen! He lines up AS AN INACTIVE IN THE TACKLE ZONES OF OTHER INACTIVE RATS!!! And what does he do with his first assignment?!? A demoralizing, CASTRATING dodge away from those inactive rats to run - not too close to the ball - and BACK to the endzone.

M. V. P.

The Bengals only recourse was to pull their shirts over their heads and try to hide from the rocks people were throwing at Cris Collinsworth...

Game over, man... GAME. OVER.”