“We are filing a grievance with the R.A.T.S.C.H.E.A.T. (Ranked Association of Teams Sometime Caught Having Everyone Anti-Tackle). The rats were clearly using some sort of illegal substance that prevented me from getting a good grip on them. While I was able to deal with the vermin and linerats, and keep an av9 chump in front of the roger, the gutters ran circles and were nearly unchecked.
I had a great chance to take the 2-1 win when the kick fell into the hands of my BT saurus and was caught, but he got dragged down by a plethora of little hands and stripped of the ball.
GG Raasted. Catch you next time, hopefully with a successful Box activation.”
With the blessing of the Horned One, the Rats pulled off a closely-fought win, and even though it almost ended up 3-1 (sadly, the Horned One was weak with Ikit Fang as he thundered towards the end zone in the last minute of the match), it could have just as easily have gone 2-2 or worse. ;)
But we give thanks this day to the Horned One. First for Ikit Fang... for as appeasement for his failure, Skaven Engineers offered him a contraption to stretch his toes and further his running ability... but the proud Stormvermin declined and instead chose to study tackling skills at the feet of Assistant Coach Doomwheeler...
Second, we give thanks for allowing Thanrik the Fast to acquire the Horned One's mighty blessing - giving him legs of most un-ratty proportions, and making him even more unstoppable.
Thirdly, we give thanks for the fact that no rats died this day.
And fourthly and lastly... we give thanks to maysrill for yet again being a fun opponent. ;)”
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I had a great chance to take the 2-1 win when the kick fell into the hands of my BT saurus and was caught, but he got dragged down by a plethora of little hands and stripped of the ball.
GG Raasted. Catch you next time, hopefully with a successful Box activation.”